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Boy Looks Into Girl’s Purse
One boy looks into a girl’s purse in a classroom…
She says.. it’s bad manners
he says.. it’s not
She asks… why?
He replies… Because.. members of the same class can access private data!!
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Typical – C++/Java Students
Ladki Aur Bhai-Jaan
Muslim Ladki: Bhai jaan zara hatiye..
Ladka:
Arey, confuse kaahe karti hain?
Yaa to Bhai bolo, ya phir jaan!!
Ladki:
Wo hamare mein pata nahin chalta..
Kab kaun sa bhai, Jaan ban jaaye!
isliye.. BHAI JAAN
Kya Tum Mujhe Yaad Karte Ho?
Puchh rahi thi wo kal mujhse.. Kya tum mujhe yaad karte ho?
Muskurakar maine jawab diya:
Pagal, yaad karna itna aasan hota to..
College mein Top na kar lete hum?!!
Funny Shayari – Muskurana To Har Ladki Ki Adaa Hai
Arz kiya hai..
Muskarana to har ladki ki adaa hai.
Wah wah..
Gaur farmaiye..
Muskarana to har ladki ki adaa hai.
Use jo mohabbat samjhe wo sabse bada Gadha hai!
Jis Bus Mein Baithi Ho Haseenaye
Arz kiya hai-
Jis Bus me baithi ho Haseenaye,
Us Bus k shishe chatak jaate hai,
wah wah… wah wah
Jis Bus me baithi ho Haseenaye,
Us Bus k shishe chatak jaate hai,
aur
Driver chahe jitni tej chalaye,
Deewaane fir bhi Latak jate hain.
Girlfriend Ka Birthday
Ek ladke ki girlfriend ka birthday tha
Wo city se bahar tha isliye usne uske liye 24 gulab ke phool book kar diye :-<3 :-*
Usne apni gf ko phone per kaha….
maine tumhare liye utne hi rose ke flowers bheje hain jitne years ki tum aaj ho gayi ho..
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Ek Class Ke Students Ki Bekaar Love Story
Ek Student Ko Apni Classmate Se Pyar Ho Gaya Ladke Ne Use Prapose Kiya,
Lekin Ladki Ne Inkar Kar Diya Aur Teacher Ko Uski Complain Kardi Teacher Ne Ladke Ko Kaafi Daanta
Aur 1 week Ke Liye Class Se Nikal Diya Jab 1 week Baad Ladka Wapas Class Me Gaya To Ladki Ko Us Se Pyar Ho Gaya..
Ladki Ne Us Ladke Ki Book Me Likha:”
I M Sorry & I Love You Too..
Ladke Ne Koi Response Nhi Diya, Isi Tarah Chaar Saal Guzar Gaye
Moral: bewkoof Ladki Itna Bhi Nahi Samajhti ki Ladke Kabhi Books Nahi Kholte Hai.
Also Read: Mujhse Shaadi Karogi ??
Funny Boyfriend Girlfriend Joke
Girl: Doctor, Please mere boyfriend ko andar bula Lijye..
Dr: Trust me! main sharif aadmi hoon.
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Girl:
No Doctor, Aapki nurse bahar akeli hai
Aur
uss haramkhor pe mujhe bilkul bharosa nahi…
ALSO READ: Mummy ko tum pasand aaye
Ladke Ka Sachha Pyaar?
Ek Ladke Ko ek Ladki Se Pyar Ho Gaya
Lekin, Ladki Ne Use Thukra Diya
Ladke Ne Kaha Tum 10 Din Ke Andar Mujhse Mohabbat Ka Iqrar Karogi!
Aur Ladka Din Raat Barish Me Dhoop Me
UsKe Ghar Ke Samne Khada Raha Continue reading →
Mummy Ko Tum Pasand Aaye
Girl : Mummy ko tum bahut pasand aaaye
Boy: Chal pagli..
Jo bhi ho main shaadi tumse hi karunga …..
Aunty ko kehna mujhe bhool jaaye…
Ladke Aur Ladki Ki Funny Prem Kahani
Boy: I Love you, tum is duniya ki sabse khubsurat ladki ho
Girl: Par tumare piche toh mujhse bhi zyada khubsurat ladki khadi hai.
Ladke ne mud kar dekha toh waha koi nahi tha.
Girl: Agar tum mujhse sachha pyaar karte
toh kabhi mud kar nahi dekhte..
Classic Insult
Boyfriend: can you be the moon of my life?
Girlfriend: Awww Yes sweetheart..!
Bf: Great! then Stay 9,955,887.6 kms away from Me..!!
Jokes | Boy-Girl, English | Aditya
17jun2014
Girl’s Heart Is Like Water
Girl’s heart is like water,
Boy’s heart is like mobile,
Water falls on mobile,
Or
Mobile falls in water,
The damage is for mobile only.