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Funny RajniKanth Jokes !!.
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Who Can Stop 500 Cars With One Hand .??
Who can stop 500 cars with one hand .??
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Answer:It’s traffic Police..!! Ab sab kuch rajnikanth thode na karega Bhai ..
Cricket By Rajnikanth
Lagaan ending in Rajnikanth style:
Climax : 1 ball 20 runs needed.
Bowler bowls, Rajni hits ball…
Ball splits into 4 pieces go for 6’s. India wins!
Yenna Rascala…. Mind It !!!!!!!!
Rajnikanth Practicing Spelling Test
Once Rajnikanth was Practicing For Spelling Test and
The Copy converted Into Oxford Dictionary.
Once Rajnikant Kissed A Girl And A Boy
Ek Baar Rajnikanth Ne Ek Ladke Aur ladki Ko kiss Kiya,
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Wo aajkal Emraan Hashmi aur Mallika Sherawat Ke Naam Se Jaane Jate hain.
Rajnikanth’s Email
Google was shocked on this,
when it saw rajini’s email id is
Barsat Hui Aur Bheeg Gaye Hum
Barsaat Hui Aur Bheeg Gaye Hum,
wah wah…. wah wah
Barsaat Hui Aur Bheeg Gaye Hum,
Rajnikanth Ne Phoonk Maari Aur Sukh Gaye Hum.
LOL
Rajnikanth Taught Opening The Door Without Ringing The Bell
Once Rajnikanth taught a kid
“How to open the door without Ringing the bell”
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Now that kid is known as CID inspector Daya….!!!
Top Liners Jokes of Rajnikanth ..
1. When Pope walks with Rajnikanth, People ask “Who is that guy in robe?”
2. Rajnikanth can cure cancer with his first aid box
3. Gabbar singh forgets his dialogues when he sees Rajnikanth
4. Rajini can eat dosa with chop sticks
5. Once Rajnikanth was walking on the highway, he was caught for over speeding
6. The Great Wall of China was originally created to keep Rajnikanth out. It failed miserably
7. The only thing that runs faster and longer than Rajnikanth are his films.
8. When Rajnikanth walks on road, he actually does not walk, the road walks under him.
9. An e-mail was sent from pune to mumbai and Rajnikanth stopped it in lonavala.
10. Once a cobra bit Rajinikanth’leg, after five days of excruciating pain, the cobra died.
11. The ice age ended when Rajnikant lost his cool.
12. Rajnikant had died 20 yrs ago, death hasn’t built up the courage to tell him yet.
13. Bill Gates lives in constant fear that Rajanikanth’s PC will crash.
14. Rajnikant sneezed only once in his entire life. That was when the tsunami hit.
15. Rajinikanth is a champion in the game “Hide n seek”, as no one can hide from Rajinikanth.
16. Rajinikanth has already been to Mars, that’s why there are no signs of life there.
17. Rajinikanth once kicked a horse in the chin. Its descendants are today called giraffes
18. Rajnikant got his driver’s license at the age of 16 seconds.
19. Ghosts are actually caused by Rajanikanth killing people faster than Death can process them.
20. Rajinikanth kills Harry Potter in the eighth book.
21. Initially, Superman couldn’t fly. Then he met Rajnikant. You see, fear gives you wings!!!
22. When Rajnikant logs on to facebook.com, facebook updates its status message!
23. Rajni once killed 20 men just by saying “BANG”
24. Rajnikanth knows Victoria’s secret.
25. Rajinkanth can divide by zero.
26. Rajnikanth has counted to infinity, twice.
27. When Rajinikanth gives you the finger, he’s telling you how many seconds you have left to live.
28. Rajnikanth doesn’t breathe… air comes to hide in his lungs
29. One day Rajani thought to play cricket in monsoon and rain stopped due to play….
30. Rajnikant’s house has no doors, only walls that he walks through.