Jokes

What's App Jokes

Net pack khatam ho raha hai, Koi hai recharge karwane wala?

Abhay ne mere mobile mein 100 Rs ka recharge karaya to uski 3 din baad naukri lag gayi!

Jagdish ne 150 ka karaya, Uski shaadi pakki ho gayi!

Ahmed ne 50 ka karaya, Uska khoya bakra wapas aa gaya!

Har ...

Funny Bf-Gf Jokes

One boy looks into a girl’s purse in a classroom…

She says.. it’s bad manners

he says.. it’s not

She asks… why?

He replies… Because.. members of the same class can access private data!!

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Dockie-Dockie Jokes

Knock! Knock!
Who’s there?
Kiss
Kiss who?
KISS Grandma

Dad: Knock Knock.
Son: Who’s there?
Dad: Boo.
Son: Boo who?
Dad: Why are you crying? Son ...

Dirty Jokes

Police Officer A police officer was patrolling the highway when he sees a guy tied up to a tree, crying. The officer stops and approaches the guy. "What's going on here?", he asks. The guy sobs, "I was driving and picked up a hitchhiker. He pulled a gun on me, robbed ..

Rajnikanth Jokes

1. When Pope walks with Rajnikanth, People ask “Who is that guy in robe?”
2. Rajnikanth can cure cancer with his first aid box
3. Gabbar singh forgets his dialogues when he sees Rajnikanth

Santa Banta Jokes

Interviewer : Give me the opposite words.
Banta Singh : Ok
Interviewer : Made in India
Banta Singh : Destroyed in Pakistan
Interviewer : Good... Keep it Up
Banta Singh : Bad.... Put it Down
Interviewer : Maxi Mum
Banta Singh : Mini Dad
Interviewer : Enough! Take your Seat..