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Biwi Bathroom Se Naha Ke Nikli To Uska Pati Use Ghur Raha Tha!
Biwi Romantic Hokar Boli: Kya Iraada Hai?
Pati Ne 2 Thappad Maare Or Bola “Mere Garam Pani Se Kyu Nahayi”
Happy Winters…
Funny Mobile Recharge Jokes
Net pack khatam ho raha hai, Koi hai recharge karwane wala?
Abhay ne mere mobile mein 100 Rs ka recharge karaya to uski 3 din baad naukri lag gayi!
Jagdish ne 150 ka karaya, Uski shaadi pakki ho gayi!
Ahmed ne 50 ka karaya, Uska khoya bakra wapas aa gaya!
Harwinder Singh ne 125 ka karaya, Use Canada jaane ka Visa mila!
Sheela ne 500 ka karaya, wo jawaan ho gayi..
Munni ne nahin karaya, Wo badnam ho gayi!
Aage aapki marzi…!
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Koi bhi 1 number mann mein rakho..
10
30
100
200
250
500
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Aur utneka recharge mere mobile par karo,
Main apko bataunga kitna balance aaya hai!!
hasoo mat, Like karo. Share karo!
Whats Your Age Dear?
Boy-What is your age?
Girl-we girls dont revail our age to boys..!
Boy-ok whats your Email?
Boys samjhai to thoko like..! Warna pogo dekho..!
Height Of My Singleness
A couple beside me is enjoying a lot while
having paani puri…. . . . .
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Whereas i am still thinking . . “Saale is gol
gappe
wale ne mujhe 5 khilae ya 4?”
Latest Funny Husband Wife Jokes
Prabhu
Yeh kya Moh-Maya hai?
Apna Baccha roye, toh dil me dard hota hai.
Aur doosre ka roye, toh sir me!
Apni Biwi roye, toh sir me dard hota hai.
Aur doosre ki roye, toh dil me!
Sab prabhu ki maya hai
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A Man praying in Kumbh Mela…
Hey Prabhu, nyay karo…
Hey Prabhu, nyay karo…
Hamesha bhai-bhai bichhadte hai kumbh mein…
Kabhi pati-Patni per bhi try karo
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Wife : jaanu, kaash aap msg hote,
main aapko save karti, jab chahe padhti.
husband : kanjoos hee rahiyo,
Save hi karke rakhiyo, apni kisi saheli ko forward na kariyo ?
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Husband: Kaash main Ganpati hota. Tum roz meri pooja karti, mujhe laddu khilati, bada mazaa aata.
Wife: Haan, kaash tum Ganpati hote. roz tumko laddu khilati, har saal visarjan karti, naye Ganpati aate, bada maza aata!!
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Agar aapki wife aapka kehna nahi manti hai to..
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Itna dhyan se mat padho,
kisi ki nahi manti…!!
Iska koi solution nahi hai.
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Wife: Janu kya main tumhare sapnon me aati hu.
Husband: Nahi.
Wife: Kyun?
Husband: Main “hanuman chalisa” padh kar sota hun!
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Unmarried boy: “Mujhe shaadi nahin karna. Mujhe sab aurato se darr lagta hai
Father: “Kar le beta, phir ek hi aurat se darr lagega baaki sab achchhi lagengi
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Assistant: “Sir, Aap Office Mein Shadi-Shuda Aadmiyon Ko Hi Kyu Rakhte Ho?”
Boss: “Kyunki Unhe Beizzati Sehne Ki Aadat Hoti Hai Aur Ghar Jane Ki Jaldi Bhi Nahi Hoti”
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Husband: tere baap ki jaley par namak chidakne ki adat gayi nahi?
Wife- kyo kya hua?
Husband- aaj fir se puch raha tha “Meri beti se shadi karke kush to ho na??
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Touching story…
A husband and wife went for a walk. While walking husband got hurt by a stone and started bleeding.
He looked at his wife, hoping she would tear her dupatta and tie it on the wound.
Wife looked in his eyes and said:
Sochna bhi mat…
Designer piece hai!!!
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Husband ko Market Jaate hue
Wife ne paise dekar kaha: Kuchh Aisi Cheez Laana jis se main SUNDAR Dikhu…
Husband khud k Liye Whisky ki 2 Bottle Le Aaya..!
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Man : Sir, my wife is missing.
Postman : Yeh post office hai, Police station nahi.
Man: Oh sorry . . . . . . . .
Sala khushi ke mare kaha jaau, samajh me nahi aa raha !!!
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4 Ladke Bike Par Sawaar
4 ladko ko 1 bike par sawaari karte dekh Traffic police ne rok liya…
Police: Tripple sawaari jurm hai aur tum 4-4 baithe ho!!??
Yeh sunte hi chaaro peechhe dekhne lage,
Aur ek saath bole…
“Saalo, Paanchwa kaha gir gaya?? Jise party deni thi!”
Funny Rohit Sharma Jokes
Meanwhile, somewhere in space….
Jaadu from koi mil gaya is again confused …
whether he gave his power to rohit mehra or rohit sharma …??
And
Srilanka wale confuse hai ki Rohit Sharma ka score chase karna hai ya india ka!!
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Hanuman ji ke baad, Rohit Sharma aise dusre bhartiya hain,
Jinhone Lanka ka yeh haal kiya hai!!
Teacher asked the students to tell the most common word used by students in a classroom.
Suddenly a student got up and said “Can’t Sir”!
Brilliant! You are right, the teacher said!
Johnny asked to Sam what they will do that night.
Sam said “we will flip a coin”
Then Johnny said “If it comes head, we will go for movies. If tails, we will play cards, if it stands on edge, we will study”!
One day teacher asked Sam that did his father help him with his homework.
Sam simply said that “No, he did it all by himself”!
Little Sam (on phone): My son is having high fever and he won’t be able to come to school today.
Teacher: Who is this?
Little Sam: This is my father speaking!
Son: I am not able to go to school today.
Father: what happened?
Son: I am not feeling well
Father: Where you are not feeling well?
Son: In school!
Teacher announced that “students, we will have only half a day of school in this morning.
All the students said “Yeahh”
Then the teacher said “We will have the other half this afternoon”!
Teacher asked the students to tell the importance of the year 1809.
John stand up and said “Abraham Lincoln was born”
Then teacher again asked the students to tell the importance of another year 1819
Then Sam suddenly stand up and said “Abraham Lincoln was ten years old”!
Teacher: Which one is closer, Sun or Africa?
Johnny: Sun
Teacher: Why?
Johnny: We can see the sun all the time, but can’t see Africa.
Teacher said the students to convert the sentence "I killed a person" into future tense.
Suddenly Johnny stands up and said, Sir the future tense is "u will go to jail"!